$35,000 Ricin Sniffing Puppy

This is Eeyore the K-9. Today his job was easy. There was some suspicious white power found in an office building on 17th St NW by the White House. The biological/chemical team moved in. They checked everything out. Turns out some meat head left protien powder out. At least ol' Eeyore didn't get a nose full of anthrax. The K-9 handler told me Eeyore was purchased from a special training school for $35,000.