Real Tales of True Americans of the Nation's Capital

This is a true tale of American Heroism performed today by NoN other than my friend and roomie, Andrew Bain. You see, Our landLord threw out a bunch of stuff from the basement and onto the curb. This caused the trash collectors to avoid even our legitimate garbage for over a week.

Then our Hero stepped in;

1) Assessing the situation.

2) Straightening out the piles.

3) Duct taping things together for easier pickup.

4) Calling the District trash collectors for "bulk" pickup.

5) A much neater and organized pile of trash.

Eric Gregory Powell

Francis Michael Terzano