Vend-o-Mat Burger

I am an American, and when I get hungry I want to eat something American.

I walk down a hall in the American building I work in, to the vend-o-mat machine. (What war was this magnificent technology a product of?)

Only $1.75 and a 1-minute microwave ride.

Viola! America on a paper plate! A beautiful bacon cheeseburger, don't forget the ketchup packets.