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I went to Gardiner Maine to meet Matt Stone for bad lunch.
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Tea with high fructose corn syrup, bad but not too bad.
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How to make a bad sandwich worse?
I think this hair displaced about half the meat in my chicken wrap, but I took it out anyway.
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I rewrap my wrap and eat it. I think that girl uses Pantene. A lot of body in her hair. But none of her hair in my body.
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Then got some coffee at Dunkin Donuts in Gardiner Maine, and looked down the riverbank at all the Dunkin Donuts' cups.