Cronies Around Bush Residence Halt Dean Supporters

Karen Gasper, D.C. for Dean Ward 1 co-coordinator, makes a call as Secret Service and other uniformed officers swoop in. She is verifying the laws against putting up a Howard Dean sign on a street lamp infront of the White House. The authorities claim she is unable to because it's National Park property.

xxx Cracklin Disgust xxx

I really didn't want to see this day come. The day I can no longer eat Pork Cracklins.

[Those aren't hairs on that Cracklin. No, they're straws. The straws that broke the Cracklin-eating camel's back!]