Apes w/ Slits & Killer Robots

"Oh My!"

McDonald's Hangover

Walking to the cold intersection
on my way to work in the afternoon
I contemplate taking
the hefty, dirty
pain pill in my pocket
to overcome the
vortex of pressure
that is in my eye
And I'm thinking
I wasn't drinking
nearly enough to
deserve this
God! I remember
McDonald's did this!

Post-Meat Market Gallery

elevator dancing drinking group

Weather Changing

The weather has got colder since yesterday. Cold weather = poor cell phone reception, poor outdoor coffee drinking, poor crossword skills. (However, because it has been cold outside I stayed in and googled my name and found out the Express had me in their blog section about a month ago. I also found what seems to be a legitimate Vietnamese News Site using one of my images without permission. [Hmm, I have been getting some emails in Vietnamese lately.])

Found on Lamont Street

I found a Nestles Crunch
Kevin found a Twisler
We ate them off Lamont Street

No time to hesitate
The dirt we didn't contemplate

The only thing we did was eat
A couple misplaced candies

Approaching the next intersection
(that might have been 18th Street)
I found another sweet confection
(it didn't look too dirty)
I sent it in the right direction
(it rolled cause it was round)
I put it in my gut collection
A fruit picked from the ground

Demon House Demons

So Raven

Tried to trick some lame-o friends into coming to the Raven for a drink by telling them each other was already there. Didn't work. Rafal, the 140lbs. Polish kid, did kick my ass at arm wrestling about 8 times in a row. We also found out you are free to arm wrestle at the Raven, but not at the Big Hunt.

Conn Ave Shopkeeping

Here are some Connecticut Ave Shopkeepers. I am also a shopkeeper. Shopkeepers repeat themselves a ridiculous amount of times a day. All shopkeepers do. Here is a list of things I repeat everyday, see if you like them:

Shopkeeping FAQs

Q. Are you the photographer?
A. No, my boss is.

Q. So, he just travels and takes pictures?
A. Yes. He's in Boston now.

Q. Are these digital?
A. They are digital prints made from scanned 35mm negatives

Q. How late are you open?
A. Til 9pm.

Q. What are your hours?
A. We're open til 9pm.

Q. Seven days a week?
A. Yes.
A. Stay warm.

Luna: Half-Price Pasta (Sun, Mon)

Cajun Chicken Fettucini Alfredo! Half-Price! You people are idiots!

Beer Run: Va.

Irish Jimmy gave me a ride out to pick up some beer in Virginia after alcohol sales had stopped in DC. It was the first time I have seen his new car, a Honda S2000. On the way there I looked over at the speedometer, 139mph.

Demon House Tonight: Day 3?

by the time you read this:

1.)Demon House: lobotomized by alcohol

2.)Marc: passed out next to partially inflated air mattress